old man

your dad

Father

by matt February 13, 2003

old man

n, 1) Father.
2) husband, boyfriend, or lover.

her old man dont like me very much, cuz I brought her home after midnight

by herbie August 25, 2004

Old Man

A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.

That guys pants are pulled up to his nipples. Silly Old Man.

by T Macalicious May 16, 2011

Old man

A person with experience in the bed but only gets laid by hookers because his dick can't get hard

If you see an old man on the street tell him the reason why he can't get erect is because he has over used it

by I love lamp 69696969 January 11, 2020

old man

someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking.

I'm such an old man! I'm so old!

by Marc Williams September 26, 2004

old man

the invisible old man that lives on pool tables who changes the direction of pool balls, making them go in impossible directions. he also bends you over and fucks you in the ass while you are losing a game, and if you are winning, he has already fucked you in the ass at an earlier time for payment.

How did I miss that shot? Old man, get off the table!

OLD FUCKING MAN!

by Rich, Andy, Nathan, Ryan, and Shawn June 11, 2006

Old Man

an old man is probably named leo, probably also gay, and simps over his boyfriend

“wow you’re such an old man! you act just like leo!”

by pp<3 August 17, 2023