Numlock

Derivative from "Dicklock" as made popular by Bubbles of the hit TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

A dick lock being someone who cant get laid. A numb lock is a nerd who cannot get laid and plays with the numlock key while Masturbating.

Q: Hey where's Simon ?

A: Oh that "Numlock" hes at home fapping off.

by DunkyHazard February 4, 2010

numlock

repeating the same sequence of events without getting the expected desired results

repeatedly using the number pad for entering numbers when the numlock light is off OR if something is not plugged in unbeknownst to you, you keep hitting it thinking it's not working

by Craque June 25, 2005

numlock

1. The most useless key on a computer keyboard.

2. The most useless fucktard at any given moment.

"err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."

"nice one, you fuckin numlock".

by andy x September 17, 2009

NUMLOCK

The key situated at the top left of the NUMPAD Like capslock and scroll lock, it makes lights flash if one presses it too much.

Alt codes require the numlock to be on.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

NumLocker

averse to studying mathematics

Most people are NumLockers

by nebiru100 January 26, 2012

numlock

The most useless button on your keyboard.

I got hungry and ate my numlock

by Joe in the his-ouse October 21, 2008

numlock

not being able to move

Oh crap! My legs are frozen in this ice so therefore I've been numlocked.

by Dj Blackhorse November 29, 2003