A noun that describes terrible music, used almost entirely in the form of an insult when someone else claims they have recently obtained and/or are listening to metal.
Russ: Man, this band kicks ass. It's the best metal I've heard in a long time.
Will: That's fucking netal. You piece of shit.
Will: That's fucking netal. You piece of shit.
by Forgnot February 2, 2008
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netal, when it comes to love does not trust a person easily but when she does she does with all her heart and mind .
She loves attention and if you ignore her be ready to be ignored by her badly because she is the best at it.
a charming personality who is center of every party .
netal, when it comes to love does not trust a person easily but when she does she does with all her heart and mind .
She loves attention and if you ignore her be ready to be ignored by her badly because she is the best at it.
a charming personality who is center of every party .
by aradhna November 24, 2021
Get the netal mug.A virtual God, as yet unknown in physical description (although thought to resemble the bald God in the film '300'); but known to appear as an apparition of a red swirl on small, silver computer speakers (it is respectful to 'toot' at the apparition when you see it). In moments of enlightenment, Netal can be found as a contact on blackberry messenger, and have a display picture of a common household christmas tree; although as soon as ones mental state becomes purer, Netal removes himself from contacts, with no evidence of him ever being there.
The virtual God Netal has and only ever appearred to persons who are intoxicated, and are under the influence of illegal substances. It is believed, he comes, to inspire the intoxicated person/s to extreme spooning, and can hypnotise them into using the word 'salmon' constantly; and even as far as writing the word 'salmon' in chat to other blackberry messenger contacts.
The virtual God Netal has and only ever appearred to persons who are intoxicated, and are under the influence of illegal substances. It is believed, he comes, to inspire the intoxicated person/s to extreme spooning, and can hypnotise them into using the word 'salmon' constantly; and even as far as writing the word 'salmon' in chat to other blackberry messenger contacts.
"Fuck, Netal is on that small silver speaker by the computer, he looks like a red swirl, lets toot at him"
"I don't recall adding someone called Netal, oh well lets just write the word salmon to all of our contacts on blackberry messenger"
"I don't recall adding someone called Netal, oh well lets just write the word salmon to all of our contacts on blackberry messenger"
by Salmon_Girl January 1, 2010
Get the Netal mug.Natalac (Pronounced: nadiˈlak) / Nat, both his stage names (born Sheldon Martinez Davis on August 25, 1974, in Jacksonville, Florida, USA) is the CEO and Founder of Columbia, S.C.-based Natalac Express, and Columbia, S.C. & Jacksonville, Fl.-based Natalac Records he is also a Southern rapper. In addition to the late night commercial success of Pimp of the City, Nat is most notable for his hit singles "Step Daddy (Superman Papie)" and "Fire in Florida" and for achieving success as a Duval County rapper. Nat most notable hit is Pimp of the City. He is currently signed to Natalac Records his own label. He has "appeared" in the movie Stargate filmed in Arizona. Also Natalac's "Pimp of the City" likeness was used as the pimp character "A Pimp Named Slickback" on the Adult Swim's "The Boondocks", voiced over by Katt Williams.
by miss Priss December 16, 2012
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b.) A term used to describe a woman obsessed with Christian iconography, who tries to hard to be edgy and cool.
b.) A term used to describe a woman obsessed with Christian iconography, who tries to hard to be edgy and cool.
"Did you hear? Adam got kicked out when he came out to his mom"
"Oh wow, I didn't realize his mom was a Laura Neal"
"I'm writing a screenplay and it's groundbreaking"
"Nice! What's it about?"
"MILF going through a lesbian phase, who gets baptized in the filthy water of Thames."
"That's so Laura Neal of you!"
"Oh wow, I didn't realize his mom was a Laura Neal"
"I'm writing a screenplay and it's groundbreaking"
"Nice! What's it about?"
"MILF going through a lesbian phase, who gets baptized in the filthy water of Thames."
"That's so Laura Neal of you!"
by Sylviana Morel April 11, 2022
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Mike: Hey, man. I just met this girl for the third time, and she still forgot my name. She later went to the bar and hooked up with two guys that night. I don't hate on anyone, you know me, however, this chick's the definition of a cunt. Look her up on Urban Dictionary and her picture is there.
Joey: Bro, you're dealing with a Natalie Dokic. Blow it up and let her slut around.
Mike: Who said I was ever interested? I'm just really bothered. Oh, and I know a Natalie Dokic, she's a hawk-nosed cunt that needs ten pounds of make-up to look presentable.
Joey: Ah, what a coincidence. So we both know the cunt.
Mike: Sure do.
Joey: Dudes.
And with that Mike, Joey and the gang went off into the night.
Joey: Bro, you're dealing with a Natalie Dokic. Blow it up and let her slut around.
Mike: Who said I was ever interested? I'm just really bothered. Oh, and I know a Natalie Dokic, she's a hawk-nosed cunt that needs ten pounds of make-up to look presentable.
Joey: Ah, what a coincidence. So we both know the cunt.
Mike: Sure do.
Joey: Dudes.
And with that Mike, Joey and the gang went off into the night.
by DarkClent31 March 6, 2019
Get the Natalie Dokic mug.Natalia is a kind and caring girl who tends to put the needs of her friends and family in front of her own. She is fairly smart and loves music, Natalia may also have a very artistic side. Most everyone wants want to be her friend, and boys want to be with her. She is a rare person with a very unique personality. Natalia seems quiet and shy at first but, when you get to know her you can see her weird, crazy side, she can also be a smart-ass and sarcastic. She takes no BS from anyone, and if you try to hurt her friends, family or even herself she will beat your ass.
Natalia is a very missable person and you won't want her to be gone, even for a short while. She is a great person all around and when she has her mind set it's set and nothing will change it.
Natalia is a very missable person and you won't want her to be gone, even for a short while. She is a great person all around and when she has her mind set it's set and nothing will change it.
School Boy 1: Oh my, is that Natalia who just walked in?
School Boy 2: Maybe?
School Girl: That's her, why?
School Boy 1 & 2: She is so cool.
School Boy 2: Maybe?
School Girl: That's her, why?
School Boy 1 & 2: She is so cool.
by Annamaru June 14, 2019
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