Nerp

(adj.) A Nefarious Twerp, or a Nerp, is a loud-mouthed individual with an over-inflated opinion of him or herself, who forces uncomfortable small talk in lifts or tight spaces. Experts in saying absolutely nothing in a lot of words. Typically comes in the form of a recruitment consultant, estate agent or a sales executive.

"I ran into John again in the lift on Floor 2, the doors didn't close in time"

"What a Nerp!"

by obnoxiouswordssoundsmarter January 22, 2016

Nerp

Verb .nerped The act of recklessly searching for absolutely nothing and everything onecan possibly think or sing about.

You feel like coming with me to nerp Through that neighborhood we seen earlier?

by Wtheckk April 29, 2020

Nerp

One who discreetly take the property of someone else

Everytime I see that guy someone he's nerpin' someone's shit.

by Vmbljlt February 3, 2018

Nerp

when the nipples get hard due to coldness or arousal and can be seen poking through a tight shirt

dude, I love it when she nerps!

by Cantiki October 18, 2006

Nerp

a cross between a noob and a derp - nerp

used to decribe the worst people ever, like a certain person who im not allowed to name on here !

wow did you actually just spill the milk? you nerp

by JAAAAKKKKEEEE January 18, 2011

Nerp

Nefarious Evil Resident Politick

A fascist organization bent on the destruction of the human race!

Sovereign nations are a compromise of failed wars.
Ours will not fail...

~The NERP doctrine

by Budlong October 13, 2006

Nerp

A creature from another universe that is a being of pure happiness and cuteness, these creatures love hugs and love and are not afraid to cuddle you.

Hey look at that nerp!

by The Nerp God May 13, 2023