Navient

The semen that sometimes spurts into a man's navel when masturbating laying down.

I was jerking myself off while on hold with my student loan company and got navient all over my belly because I didn't have an extra hand.

by HealthcareIsAHumanRight May 14, 2018

navient

(n) the lint that accumulates in one's naval when wearing a sweater.

I was on the phone with the student loans collections department and I pulled a piece of navient out of my belly button.

by HealthcareIsAHumanRight May 20, 2018

Navien

the most amazing friend ever, great guitarist, and has the best humor! probably has a girlfriend/boyfriend already and is barely hanging onto their grades. on another note, has a very protective best friend (who, by the way, has the best style) who is a great person in general. so, to all the Naviens out there, keep being navien!

Navien is a very nice person.

Navien's blueberry pie was eaten.

by gardenolives April 3, 2021

Navienomics

An economic system whereby an executive continues to push an agenda that has been proven to be retrogressive and ultimately impossible by the most distinguished members of the economic community.

Navien: "This year, despite concerns from 12 Noble Laureates, I will make the tax cuts permanent."

by Master Navien June 17, 2004

navienaa

The most kind hearted soul. She’s always there for you. Always has your back no matter what. She’s trustworthy, adorable, smart and just overall a genuine person

That bitch needs to be more of a Navienaa

by Sweets and savouries March 15, 2022

nacient

Something ancient being reborn - deliberate misspelling of nascent.

I'm coming to you live from the 4chan /b/ board. Despite the tube colggage, nacient memes are flying fast and furious

by flamingbean March 7, 2009

naiventious

A combination of "naive" and "pretentious". Describes someone who thinks they know more than they do.

Jeff is the most naiventious person I've ever met; he sees something on Jeopardy and now he thinks he's an expert.

by c3p0 February 15, 2006