NPS

No Pussy Shit

Greg: yo let's play some football

Tim: ok no tackling though

Greg: what the hell, NPS bro

by Jay Weezyy June 29, 2010

NPS

NPS is a unit of measurement used to describe the number of times a person nuts per second

I was jerkin it at a rate of 43 NPS.

by ThiCCCCC Daddy J October 25, 2018

NPS

Non-Penetrative Sex; sexual activity which does not include sexual penetration, such as: kissing, cuddling, spooning, humping, frottage and mutual masturbation.

MWM seeks MWF for NPS.

by Tooth Loose LaTrek May 20, 2013

NPS

No pants spoon. Laying in the bed or on the couch in the spooning position with no pants on. Usually leading to fun activities

Hey baby let's lay down and have an NPS.

by Kgrassers June 24, 2008

NPS

Non-penetration special

Last night I gave Sanzo the NPS and she creamed!

by Just Cause i am Wondering January 23, 2009

NPS

Nuts Per Session; not many men can but multiple times without a cooldown time, but those who can often keep count of their NPS.

Guy 1: “Dude, I started tracking my avg. NPS, and it’s all the way up to 3.4!”
Guy 2: “Man, tell me that when I care. No one wants to constantly hear about how you nut more than them. Fuck off.”
Guy 1: “Fair point. I’ll keep that between me and my girlfriend for now.”
Guy 2: “Thanks for respecting my conversational boundaries, bro.”

by CommunistBear May 17, 2018

NPS

No penis syndrome

Males born without a penis

Example: Cian has nps

by Fred 2013 July 6, 2016