Moocel

A Moose who is an "Alpha Male" or "Chad".

Generally has a strong build, is dominant and confident around female Moose.

Damn that wild Moose is mating with all the females, now that's a real Moocel!

by Obama!!1! April 17, 2021

Mooelcher

A mooelcher is a combination moocher (someone who is continously sponging and living off friends) and welcher (someone who routinely reneges on debts, especially debts owed on bets or wagers they just lost).

Properly pronounced the moo - is empashized much like a cow mooing as in "mooooooelcher!"

George rescheduled that dinner he owes us again. And then he hit me up for a cigarette even though he 'quit' smoking. What a moooooelcher!

The motherfuckin mooelcher just told me to add the twenty bucks he owes me for the Patriot game to the hundred he borrowed last week!

by Ivan Drakic June 20, 2009

Mooselimb

An phonetic spelling of Muslim. Taken from the way English-speaking Arabs pronounce "Muslim", i.e. "Mooselimb"

Our Mooselimb brothers and sisters in Iran are peace loving

by liberconservative July 4, 2008

moodel

a plus-sized model. an overweight or obese fashion model, usually around a size 16-18, rather than the supermodel standard size 0.

liv tyler is a moodel.

by JoviJava August 3, 2007

Mooselflies

A random occurrence (typically within the realms of Europe) when a being of immense ignorance and who is unable to stop whining is incarnated and proceeds to whine about the most trivial things until their demise. This person is referred to as a 'Mooselflies'. Mooselflies, being similar to humans, have the same lifespan as a human and are typically somewhat close in appearance. One thing to note is that Mooselflies often appear much more hideous than even the most repulsive humans.

Person: Wow, that wasn't a very smart thing to do, sir.
A Mooselflies: Shut up! You're such a bully...
Person: Okay...you are one giant Mooselflies tbh.

by CJ_Soviet June 12, 2009

momcel

A woman who is involuntarily celibate on account of being a mother, especially a single mother.

“I was going to have sex with Chad but he decided against it when I told him about my kids. I’m such a momcel!”

by Placus Septimus January 15, 2023

Mooselini

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.

Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010