Messal

Origin: combination of two seperate nouns to create a unique pro-noun.

weasel:
1. any small carnivore of the genus Mustela, of the family Mustelidae, having a long, slender body and feeding chiefly on small rodents.
2. any of various similar animals of the family Mustelidae.
3. a cunning, sneaky person.
4. a tracked vehicle resembling a tractor, used in snow.
5. Slang. an informer; stool pigeon.

mess:
1. a dirty, untidy, or disordered condition: The room was in a mess.
2. a person or thing that is dirty, untidy, or disordered.
3. a state of embarrassing confusion: My affairs are in a mess.
4. an unpleasant or difficult situation: She got into a mess driving without a license.
5. a dirty or untidy mass, litter, or jumble: a mess of papers.

in conjunction: messal
1. a cunning, sneaky little mess.
2. a weasel or thing that is dirty, untidy, or disordered.

Who made a messal out of Canada?
Careful or I will messal the United States also!
This appears to have been messaled.
I can't believe someone has been messaling this site.

by prick w/ a silent "P" August 1, 2008

sext message

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.

Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.

by hnoss February 19, 2017

rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.

OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.

by jpg3 November 22, 2011

Assignments has sent a message

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment

"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Harass Messaging

the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.

"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.

by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012

Message anxiety

Message Anxiety: The act of pausing, freezing up, dreading, or avoiding the viewing of a E-mail, text message, or voice mail that you fear might be bad, negetive, or of major importance for you.

Fretting about any message you recieve of major importance to you.

Hey, Mike I just got a message from that girl I met last night, I have message anxiety about it open it for me.

by Squigman Fraud March 21, 2009

This is my message to my master

This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod

The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."

The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"

Some of them are

This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.

This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?

This is my message to my master, H

there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.

This is my message to my master: where is Supreme Calamitas?

by Origorath, The Mad God November 22, 2020