Mempha

a word you use to lie to your significant other; but make sure you tell them this word means more then a promise ❤️

Laura: i love you
Jim: do you mempha?
Laura: yes i mempha

by lesbian segull April 11, 2019

Memphis Style

When one masturbates with no lubrication, a dry rub. Similar to the Memphis style of cooking which involves no BBQ sauce.

Nick: Hey Jake, I'm all out of KY Jelly and all my lotion just ran out!

Jake: You can use the smuckers in the refrigerator if you go to the store and buy more.

Nick: That's alright, I have to go to school in ten minutes, I'll just go Memphis Style.

Jake: Be careful big guy, don't be too rough or you'll have a bloody mess, trust me.

by -Francis August 25, 2013

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

by Cha Cha Cha78 May 6, 2011

memphis whistle

when you inverted 69 standing up and while she is blowin you upside down, blow into her butthole like a moonshine bottle. whhoooooooo.

MEMPHIS WHISTLE ...when you inverted 69 standing up and while she is blowin you upside down, blow into her butthole like a moonshine bottle. whhoooooooo

by sharknuts August 25, 2011

Memphis Tennessee

Mephiles the Dark. A name for a character from Sonic 06, originating from the Sonic 06 fandub.

My name Is Memphis Tennessee, and I am part lizard.

by PancakeGD April 11, 2021

Meopham Rascal

Two hair cuts in one, shaved around the back and sides with a long fringe. Some veriations of the Meopham Rascal have a chunk of hair missing from one side. Originates from Meopham, Kent. Visit Meopham today to see many examples.

What a terrible haircut.. you've had a propa Meopham Rascal

by Garygetinvolved October 29, 2010

Memphysema

The medical diagnosis used when one becomes emotionally choked up, short of breath, or otherwise breathing-impaired over a sad Elvis Presley song.

Mary suffered a short spell of Memphysema when she heard "Blue Christmas" after her break up with Tom.

by BoquillasKid August 20, 2009