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When Myiesha uses common denominators on a Thursday night.
In a mathsy mood i see.
by Denominators November 4, 2021
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Sparx maths

Whenever i open sparx maths my internal organs rearrange themselves- a rat carcass falls out of my PC onto the ground with an ear-aching thud- Satan himself crawls to the deepest corner of hell, just to hide. This isn't even evil at this point, it is malicious, systemic child abuse. Whatever created sparx maths is the 2nd coming of Hitler, yes he is back from the dead. it always has 10 tasks, not so bad? well each "task" is filled with like 20 items, and did i mention, it MAKES you write all the questions down- and then it quizzes you randomly on the questions- and NO-ONE gets the pain, I literally told my mother about my pain and she literally told me "I don't give a shit." what. the. fuck. Sparx maths will bully you to a point of depression which from you cannot come back. Fuck Sparx, fuck life, fuck everyone, fuck you. THERE IS NO HOPE- GOD HAS LEFT US
"wow i sure do fucking hate sparx maths"

"same"
by eolgoj\iofsjg November 1, 2022
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Sparx maths

Literally a dystopia. Teachers only sign up for it if they just want students to suffer, stress, even to the point of depression. I am not joking. You have to write down every fucking question and get checked randomly. You have to get every fucking answer right to even have an acceptable homework done. whoever created this was either satan, Hitler, or the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji. Or all three. If your teacher signed you up, your teacher is an awful person. Oh and you’re not allowed help from anyone because that would damage your learning apparently but in reality all it does is get you stuck permanently. I unironically think that the person who made this should either rot in the darkest pit of hell, or should be sentenced to death for child abuse and forcing children through stress.
Person 1: I hate sparx maths
Person 2: a person with common sense, I see
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware June 30, 2022
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Mathspace

A site online for learning maths that you use in junior high school. It is the rot of all evil and is hated by every student to suffer through its existence. It features unsolvable questions, retarded formulas and hints which are absolutely useless. The site is at mathspace.co, and is literally Hell on Earth.
Teacher: We have some work today on Mathspace
Student: dies
by thecrazycatten March 24, 2020
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Sparx maths

Tom: Mr Cooper tell us to do Sparx maths
Duc Huy: it's cancer...mate
by DucHuy-peasant February 21, 2022
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Hegarty maths

Hell! Run by Collin hegarty and should be shut down immediately.
Guy1: bye got to do hegarty maths
Guy2: same my teacher set me 5 MORE TASKS BECAUSE I DONE THEM IN 1 MINUTE!!
by Hegarty maths hater April 6, 2019
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add maths

A fucking subject where you need almost 90% of your brain to understand the whole textbook (not to mention this only apply to rick and morty fangays).
*Add Maths teacher comes in* everyone's status, dead, except for r&n fans whose iq is way higher than the others
by N4th January 9, 2018
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