Manception

When you covertly plant ideas in a man's head by saying them first, but he wasn't really listening.

Woman: "This car needs an oil change. I'm going to take care of it this afternoon."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."

by PortmanteauStorm July 31, 2022

Manception

When a man starts mansplaining to a woman about what mansplaining is.

I was talking to my girls about mansplianing the other day, and this dude butts in on the conversation and starts talking over me about stuff we already knew. It was manception.

by SavageBoobsMcghee July 22, 2018

Manception

...is when a man is within another man

Homosexuals often have manceptions

by Clinically Creepy May 17, 2014

Danception

A situation in which you can not finish your food.

Guy1: You ok dude you don't look so good?
Guy2: I'm so full I don't think I can eat another bite.
Guy1 :It's just one baconator ..... man that's a real Danception.

by UnicornGrinder October 14, 2018

manrection

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

Mancation

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.

JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?

by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

Mantention

to receive affection and attention from a male partner or significant other.

I need some mantention

She be getting her some mantention tonight.

by JayMcky October 2, 2009