Magnumitis

When someone buys the biggest gun they can find even if they can't control it while shooting. They think it makes them more of a man.

Guy 1) That little punk carries a Smith & Wesson Model 500. He falls over when he shoots it and doesn't even know what the bullet hit. He is compensating for something!
Guy 2) He's got a bad case of Magnumitis

by Livingtolong October 5, 2019

Magnum

1) A handgun.
2) A popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world.
3) A brand of condoms- extra large.
4) A nickname for Japanese singer Gackt who once, when asked about his penis, blurted out he is a "magnum" on national TV.

1) He shot his girlfriend with a magnum.
2) I love double caramel magnums but they're so fattening!
3) He is hung like a horse- he only buys magnum condoms.
5) Is that a crease in Gackt's pants or is he just happy to see us?

by shame_shame_shame September 20, 2005

Magnum

The largest condom available for men who pack extra down stairs.

During my Oracle training, Brad's magnum created an enormous bulge for the Oracle team to see.

by Spurlin August 27, 2008

magnum

A really large penis.

Melissa's boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that bitch up every night.

by Syda March 24, 2005

magnum

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"BAM!" screams my magnum as it blows some unsuspecting noob Halo 2 player's head right off!

by SHIBBY-ONE April 16, 2005

magnum

A brand of extra large condoms.

While your at the pharmacy get magnums cuz we dont want another accident. And large didnt fit last time.

by idontgot1 August 5, 2008

Magnum

An incredibly powerful handgun

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)

by Snake July 18, 2004