When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.
by collymclolly January 10, 2021
The frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.
I had a fight with Raelene the other night so after she left I climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.
by madturbating matthew December 03, 2012
by mark ze snek February 22, 2017
Verb When your partner turns down your advances and you have to masturbate to relieve your horniness/grudgefuck yourself to sleep.
by A to the R to the FU January 11, 2014
"Man I was so pissed when I failed my history test, I went to the stall and started madturbating furiously!"
by Themadhasher September 04, 2013
Making nothing but angry, troll posts on the internet to get an ego boost and/or literally to get off on being a jerk.
by EnbySithLord January 07, 2023
by Transtastical March 17, 2019