Logless

No Good Cat Beating Feign

Damn you’re a fucking Logless bro

“Hey bro, can I hit that blunt?”
“Sure, as long as you don’t Logless it...”

“My brother got a DUI last night and wrecked his truck”
“Damn Bro, sounds like your brother is a Logless”

by shitallthegoodonesaretaken January 5, 2021

legless

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.

Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.

by Joe February 1, 2005

LOLLESS

When something is not LOL or someone is not funny they are LOLLESS

Chris is so LOLLESS

by Loophole March 2, 2017

Lagless

Someone who can use skills or abilities in a video game without any delay between skills

I became lagless after practicing for days

by The truth alistair August 21, 2021

Legless

So drunk you keep falling over. Same ass Gatted and Ratarsed.

Me and Daz went down the social last night, we got absolutely legless.

by Johnny Bosanova January 1, 2004

legless dog

A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.

Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.

by Chode bone November 10, 2006

Legless

To be "legless" is to get so drunk that you cannot stand up or walk on your own.

Often they are the drunkest person at an event or in an area. They were probably the life of the party five minutes prior.

Leglessness is a lifestyle. You do not choose it. It chooses you.

The Legless Legacy torch or "Leglecy" is passed down from generation to generation only to those who prove their master drinking ability through a battle to the death.

1: "Hey Legless, what'd you do this weekend?"
2: "Smoked the wrong end of the cigarette, hooked up with *****, and punched my friend in the face. You know, nothing out of the ordinary."

by MarshaF October 27, 2012