Leaf

A peaceful thing that will take over your yard

What you got against a dang leaf, boi?

by Bonehead5000 April 20, 2020

leaf

/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.

That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.

by JazzPoo October 23, 2016

leaf

To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.

John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.

by never-will-i-leaf October 8, 2011

Leaf

verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.

"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."

by MarkAdamHFX May 27, 2013

leaf

marijuana: Pot, reefer

roll us up some of that leaf. Pretty soon we'll be down to seeds and stems again.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Leaf

1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.

2. A leaflike organ or structure.

3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.

4. A person who enjoys butt secks.

5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.

6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.

7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.

Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!

Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.

by Branch June 11, 2006

Leaf

A treehugger snowflake

Leaf: “If you’re vegetarian and not vegan you clearly don’t care about Mother Earth, may her soul be eternal!”

by TreeHugger Environmentalist August 2, 2018