konging

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex

Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.

by mizezslo June 1, 2019

konging

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

by Old Gregory April 24, 2008

konging

While banging your ho doggy style, you wait till you cum. Then you repeatedly pummel her kidneys with as much force as you can muster while letting loose your best impersonation of an angry King Kong.

I'd kong Kate from Kate's Playground in a heartbeat.
Konging is the gerund form of the infinitive to kong.

by Necessary July 28, 2008

Konging

When kinging (sitting on a someones face so they can lick a males ass) the male proceeds to bang on his chest like King Kong.

During forplay the other night, Ryan say on my face and beat on his chest. He was Konging me.

by EssBee_33 September 23, 2020

Konging

A person who usually bangs drugs via IV and gets in an angry rage.

Hey dude! Watch out for those people. They are konging like a mf

by Beedee Kong January 11, 2022

funky konging

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017

Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010