A dutch wooden shoe.
by Killie August 26, 2009
by Zeddekesu January 11, 2009
Guy: Have you seen Alices massive klomp?
Girl: Yes! It draws even more attention, and not in a good way. It looks like she is smuggling a banana!
Girl: Yes! It draws even more attention, and not in a good way. It looks like she is smuggling a banana!
by BobShart October 12, 2023
a frumpy but not a complete hot-mess-of-a-person, used pejoratively and/or lovingly; someone who, in appearance, is somewhat attractive but features clown-like clothes, makeup, etc.
Rodrigo showed up to the club with his giant boots and fur coat, looking like a straight up Klomp Kween; I hated it and loved it at the same time.
by skauffman3 June 29, 2017
When you use your brute strength to hold your partner down and force them into submission and do butt stuff
by Klomptastic April 20, 2020
Defines a situation, sometimes a person, which/who is so bad and so out of line that it/she/he is much less than unsatisfactory
a. Situation. The Afghan War is a total KLOMP because we cannot win it and like in Vietnam we will lose thousands of good people whom we could have had at home to revive our country.
b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.
b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.
by Ace Hummer July 19, 2009