Jockko

Simply perfection to the world. No one can match up to her or ever will. Any guy to have her better appreciate her and never let loose of her.

Damm...Jockko is so pretty and awesome.

by WhoKnowsBro October 7, 2012

Jocktober

During October, an Opie & Anthony radio event that plays samples of horrible morning show radio bits. Usually showcasing the use of a "hole". Also used to see if any of the hosts are probably "half a Fez".

The "We're Two Guys" bit is one of the most popular Jocktober bits on Opie & Anthony's show on Satellite Radio. Sirius 206, XM 105 6am Eastern time, Mon-Fri.

by sesmith70 November 13, 2011

Jockboy syndrome

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.

Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.

by Isabellabadbitch June 15, 2016

Jockroach

Sporty annoying boys that think they’re better and cooler these everyone else

Ugh those jockroaches suck

by Altoidmintz December 11, 2018

jockholm syndrome

Feelings of trust or affection felt in cases of a nation being held under the thumb, of being continually told that you are ... "too wee, too poor, too stupid" to govern yourself by your larger neighbour for over three hundred years. The result of three hundred years of being under the thumb has resulted in some Scots wishing to vote against their own independence.

Johann Lamont (Scottish politician) showed her severe case of Jockholm Syndrome when she stated that 'We're not genetically programmed in Scotland to make political decisions.'

by Pour1malt March 5, 2014

jocko homo

A kickass song by Devo. Not as well known as Devo's biggest hit, Whip It.

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O!

by revo January 30, 2005

jockodacious

Adjective term meaning extraordinarily good and relating to Scotland. Term is combination of Jock (slang for Scotsman) and bodacious.

James McFadden's wonder-goal for Scotland against France in Paris 2007 was most jockodacious!

I've just got a totally jockodacious jacket to wear with my kilt on Tartan Army trips.

by haileys February 16, 2008