Jewpes

A fantastic STD that disappear in the year Fifteen Hundred AD, it is signified by the growth of long curly braids on the sides of ones genitles, along with a nappy beard and in extreme cases, a flat round hat. Also known as "The Jewps", they have made a recent comeback in the small Pittsburgh Suburb of Squirrel Hill.

"Dude... You know shes got the Jewpes! You better watch for the hair in the morning!"

by CenterForJewpesAwareness June 19, 2009

Jewess

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.

She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live

by octopod June 13, 2004

Jewpster

a Jewish person who subscribes to 'indie' and 'hipster' norms and associates with interests of the like. Especially one who moves to a trendy hipster neighborhood and starts shopping at thrift stores, makes sad music with keyboards and harmonicas and takes up smoking to fit in with other hipsters.

Adam Green is such a jewpster. I can see his Jew fro from a mile away!

by sooummyeah July 7, 2011

JewPenn

A name given to Upenn for the abundance of people of jewish heritage.

I got into an ivy league school, so I decided to go to Jewpenn

by steve, a jew December 9, 2004

Jewps

People from Jupiter.

The Jewps control the meteor

by TrickyPiggy December 7, 2018

jewpsy

A Jewish Gypsy.
Someone born into the Gypsy world that follows Judaism as a religion.

Jewpsys were quite possibly Hitler's greatest enemy.

by joe-heth December 29, 2007

jewpew

jewpew is an informal question meaning "game plan", "whats up", "what are you doing?" It is sometimes used as an informal, casual greeting in itself.

person 1: jewpew
person 2: spark up, post up, drink up
person 1: ohhh shiit
person 2: yea, jewpew?
person 1: post up at the cave, possibly cop some brew
person 2: nice, aite later
person 1: peace

by mastap8823 December 9, 2008