Jewmun

Derogatory term for someone tight with their money or someone not very generous.

"dwayne was being a jewmun with his money"

by dwaynes gay August 9, 2007

Jewmuncher

A person, typically male, who hates Jews and wants to kill them at a rapid rate.

Jew: Oh No! The jewmunchers are coming!

by DontJudgeEatFudge June 2, 2018

Jewmando

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jewmmunity

The community formed by Jewish people.

Maria: Is Sophie around today?
Harry: No, she's out with the Jewmmunity.

by BlueGem October 16, 2011

Jewminati

Like the Illuminati, but instead of gaining power through government, they gain money through the government. If Bernie Sandman is elected, Jewminati confirmed.

You know what's worse than the Illuminati? The Jewminati.

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Jewman

A person who is half Jew and half German. Most likely a mix breed resulting from post-Nazi Germany. Jewman adolescent and babies have special powers that enable them to jump up to 100 ft in the air. A Jewman is constantly at war with people from the Ginger race.

Zach, a Jewman, once killed a ginger while wearing MC Hammer pants.

by Gingervampirewerefolf November 1, 2009