Jeremy's House

An imaginary place used to openly talk about going to smoke weed in Montreal and the greater Montreal area. Usually used to ask your friends in class if they plan to smoke weed after class but can also be used to find out if someone is already stoned.

Want to go to Jeremy's House after class? I have the key...

Did you go to jeremy's house?

by Lawetz April 21, 2008

Jeremy's Mom

A very hot, attractive, often swampy lady. She often will have a sweaty vagina and it will smell like that shit you took last night. No one wants to go near it, but everyone wants to fuck it.

"Jeremy's Mom rode my cock like a kid riding a pony at the grocery store."
"Jermemy's mom is hot"
"Jeremy Mom's vagina got fucked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.

by Jeremy Skinnyberg October 26, 2010

jeremy's mom

1. the mother of jeremiah.

2. a reference to something randomly unexpected.

Guy 1: What the hell was that!?!?!?

Guy 2: It's jeremy's mom.

by Dr. Cookie December 10, 2008

Jeremy's Bike

The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.

Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.

by crazypete12 December 7, 2012

Jeremy's Self-esteem

Where is it, I can't find it anywhere, maybe your local band director made you lose all of this during a 2 hour practice session, but who really knows

What about that visual that Jerem'y neck snapped on
Oh yeah Jeremy always slouches now because that visual destroyed Jeremy's Self-esteem.
Oh yeah, you right

by hugglebuggle124 October 17, 2019

Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock

Something that's particularly large...

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 24, 2003

ron jeremy's dick

Second biggest dick behind Hayden Ring.

"Wow your dick is almost the size of Ron Jeremy's Dick dude!"

by Swagerino September 6, 2014