(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.
"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."
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by Aloyisius Cornbleuth July 9, 2004
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An extremely intoxicated state.
The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.
This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered
The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.
This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered
I was fucking jammered last night
I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.
I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.
by Laforce September 17, 2006
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by anony mouse July 10, 2004
Get the jammered mug.1) Being in a state of higher consciousness due to excessive consumption of Jamba Juice or any other smoothie beverage with added nutrients
--Did you see Eric last night? He had a twenty dollar Jamba Juice gift certificate and got himself totally jammered off of wheat grass and Strawberries Wild drinks.
by JuicyJew July 31, 2008
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