Irish Breakfast

A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.

I would have had an Irish breakfast, but I don’t want to get cirrhosis by the time I’m 30.

by Scatmanjahn July 23, 2020

irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

by ant August 4, 2004

Irish Breakfast

When two men are penetrating a female, one vaginally and one anally, while another female is providing oral sex to the first female and putting a finger in the ass of each man. All happening at the same time.

Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!

by BigRowdy69 May 24, 2017

Irish Breakfast

To be sucked off by a red head or an Irish person.

Jenny gave me the ol’ Irish Breakfast after a stressful day at work.

by despicable. October 27, 2018

Irish Breakfast

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

My wife was horny for a good Irish Breakfast.

by GI-ngy November 12, 2019

irish breakfast

Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.

We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.

by Stuph July 16, 2004

irish breakfast

Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.

"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."

by Teddy O'Bryant September 1, 2008