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invitease 

An insincere invitation, made by someone who does not actually intend to follow through with a genuine invitation.
Person A: "Hey! Let's get together sometime and go bowling!"
Person B, sensing an invitease: "Yea...that would be really swell...what's a good day for you?"
Person A (pretending not to hear): "Cool! See ya!"
invitease by Blina August 25, 2008

Gravity Invites 

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.
Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites
Gravity Invites by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009
When you see a group of friends out without you and you sarcastically yell, "Invites man yeppp!"
Mako didn't read the chat aye
mako: "Invites man yeppp!"
Invites by donkysmack9 November 2, 2017

Trimmin' Invites 

Pertaining to a female, sitting with legs agape, anxiously offering her body and awaiting the penetration of a man other than her boyfriend.
I went to the concert and there was a girl on the hood of a car trimmin' invites to all who passed.
Trimmin' Invites by DB25 January 12, 2009

invitesus 

Issue invitesus for RSVP.
invitesus by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

invitesus 

Issue invitesus for RSVP.
invitesus by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008