ILD

Inconveniently Long Dick

Taylor's ILD is like Thor's Mjolnir - swing it and it'll take him anywhere.

by Taylor's Quote November 15, 2012

ild

i love dick

How are you doing?
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by w1bu March 2, 2021

ILD

Insane Laughing Disorder.
When one starts laughing and cannot stop.

Person 1: A lady had 3 daughters. The first daughter asks her mother why she was called Rose. The mother says "Why, darling, when you were born, a rose fell on your head. The second daughter asks why she is called Daisy. The mother replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The third daughter approaches the mother and says "UUHHHHHHHH!!", the mother replies "Oh shut up Fridge!"

Person 2: LOLOLOLOL LMFAO ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc

Person 1: Dude, what is up with you? You have ILD.

by My hand hurts. December 24, 2007

ILD

short for : I like dat!

Me: Ayyo, look at diss dress!
Lisa: Omg! ILD!

by rawrrawrr16 September 7, 2011

ILD

International Long Distance
A type of telephone call.

Jim : Please made an ILD call to Mary, she is waiting for you!
Jack : Why? I'd better wait for her call as it's too costly for me to call her.

by M. Wong June 26, 2006

CH-ILD

"CHangeling I'd Like to Destroy"
Little is known of this hostile alien species, but it's definetly probably hostile to humans.

Are you ready to hunt that CH-ILD?

by 41st pandin May 10, 2018

ILD

Stands for Important Life Decision(s). Antonym of the main definition of BLD. Used in a sentence when something major in one's life is occurring.

Example A:

Jesse: I don't know whether I should move over to Buzz's house or Aunt Jackie's. I'm torn.

Example B:

QiYafondi: I'm making an ILD right now.
LaFonda: What do you mean? What type of ILD are you making?

by wowitsbryce_ April 21, 2016