hypertext

1) A text sent very quickly or to numerous people or both

(er)

(2) Someone who is extremely enthusiastic about texting and they text a minimum of 5 people at all times

(3) Someone who texts with extreme speed and has become a certified hypertexter.

1) Billy just hypertexted me in literally 3 seconds after i sent my text.

2) Golly gee Gerry, you sure text a lot of people! You must be a straight up hypertexter.

3)Mercy me Mary! You certainly text quickly! Are you a certified hypertexter?

by Alliterating Alonso Allenson April 21, 2009

HyperText Markup Language (HTML)

The HyperText Markup Language, or more commonly known as HTML, was created by Tim Berners-Lee and the W3C in 1993. It is compatible with Cascading StyleSheets, or CSS. HTML's latest version is HTML5.2, pushed in 2017. It is used for building websites using a series of tags like <p></p> or <a href="if.php"></a>.

The HyperText Markup Language (HTML) is a popular web design language for a very long time.

by Dictionary & Thesaurus November 5, 2023

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Hypersexuality

When someone has sexual encounters or thoughts more often than normal. Many confuse this with being perverted but the difference is those who are hypersexual find difficulty in not thinking this way. Not having an intentional perverted mindset. People can become hypersexual due to highly depressing or emotionally stunting experiences. They become more "eager" as a distraction and quick high. In the same sense how some go to drugs when they are down. People often try to romanticize this by saying they just have daddy or mommy issues instead of trying to fix it through seeking help.

"Why are you always so horny? It doesn't seem healthy."
"I guess its just my daddy issues showing, lol."
"No, I think you have hypersexuality, you should try to fix that."

by gebryguhunfjnjfbu May 14, 2021

Hyperventilvape

The act of hyperventilating prior to taking a WEED hit off of a vaporizer.

"Yo, Brody... Did you see Jack hyperventilvape the other night?"

"Yeah man, he almost passed out from lack of oxygen"

by *TSK and Truppo April 12, 2010

Hyperdeath

In Undertale: A term describing a form of death where your SOUL merges back together after being destroyed, thus making it impossible to die whilst fighting Asriel, God of Hyperdeath.
Otherwise: A form of death that strengthens your soul.

(can't think of sentence for Hyperdeath)

by ArminArlert August 26, 2017

hyperthetical

A newly coined term for what everything "is." Everything, every "object," is beyond any word or description it is not the thesis, is. It is not below the thesis, hypothetical. It is beyond any ones imagination, comprehension, understanding, words and/or ideas; unlimited by time, space, words and/or ideas; it is hypertherical.

" Eddy described a new system of government to stop war. The teacher told Eddy his example was hypothetical. He told her quite the contrary, it was hyperthetical; beyond any previous example or reasoning." Hyperthetical is the universal answer. Everything is hyperthetical, not meaningless, as are all other words.

by fred ressler October 13, 2006