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Hoon squad is a group I guys going to a party and picking up girl instantly and taking them "for a hoon" e.g hooking up and getting laid that night.
"Yo man get the Hoon squad together tonight, we are going for a hoon.
by Kyle7008 February 13, 2014
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Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
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hoon-spoon

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A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.
I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?
by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022
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Shannon Hoon

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Holy shit, are you kidding me!?!? It hasn't been defined yet!?!?! WELL! Shannon was truly one of the greatest musicians ever to live, a real inspiration. His music was transcendental, he could change your mood with a song. His voice was opaque, poignant belittling amazement. Go listen to "No Rain" and "Change" by Blind Melon. You will be hooked. And check out the lyrics below, you will love them. Shannon had a daughter named Nico Blue, but unfortunately, she lost her daddy to drugs in 1995- she was a month old. And the world lost an inspiration and an idol, a second father to all. Rest in peace, Shannon. We all love you, and miss you. You are never forgotten for a day. You keep me dreaming, boy.
Change, by Shannon Hoon.

I don't feel the suns comin' out today

its staying in, its gonna find another way.

As I sit here in this misery, I don't

think I'll ever see the sun from here.

And oh as I fade away,

they'll all look at me and say, and they'll say,

Hey look at him! I'll never live that way.

But that's okay

they're just afraid to change.

When you feel your life ain't worth living

you've got to stand up and

take a look around you then a look way up to the sky.

And when your deepest thoughts are broken,

keep on dreaming boy, cause when you stop dreamin' it's time to die.

And as we all play parts of tomorrow,

some ways will work and other ways we'll play.

But I know we all can't stay here forever,

so I want to write my words on the face of today.

and then they'll paint it

And oh as I fade away,

they'll all look at me and they'll say,

Hey look at him and where he is these days.

When life is hard, you have to change.

No Rain, by Shannon Hoon.

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

I like watchin' the puddles gather rain

And all I can do is just pour some tea for two

and speak my point of view

But it's not sane, It's not sane

I just want some one to say to me

I'll always be there when you wake

Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today

So stay with me and I'll have it made

And I don't understand why I sleep all day

And I start to complain that there's no rain

And all I can do is read a book to stay awake

And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape

escape......escape......escape......

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

ya don't like my point of view

ya think I'm insane

Its not sane......it's not sane
by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 9, 2009
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The reaper effect demonstrated by a scary individual standing with their head tilted down.
1) Jason often stands hoon before attacking his victims.

2) I turned around and the hooded figure was standing hoon in the dark.

3) He stood hoon.
by DEANTH August 31, 2010
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This is a korean name. Seung Hoon's are usually some wanna be cool guys. You never know if they are to school for cool or to cool for school. He is a very horny guy with glasses and faps on incest porn. He has a microscopic dick. He has a nice ass tho.
Yo my dick is almost as big as Seung Hoon's.
by thisguy1122 November 8, 2018
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A precious middle aged man who sings unbelievably well and is just so honest and pure that deserves all the love this world has to offer. Unfortunately he couldn't be more unlucky with trusting people everytime he tries so we must protect at all costs.
"Who's the pink hair guy?"
"oh that's Kang Sung Hoon"
by SSHOON November 28, 2018
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