Hooftie

A vehicle that is worn down and old. It barely gets you to where you need to go, but chances are unlikely. Also see Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous.

Derek's got a new car, but because he is poor he could only get a hooftie.

Oh hell naw! He put spinners on his hooftie!

by Brooklyn March 18, 2005

smelly hootie

A twat that hasn't been properly cleaned for days resulting in horrendous odors.

The men who are into Melaynya love an unwashed rancid smelly hootie.

by Vermont Fag January 7, 2017

hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

hootiedoom

1)n. The sense of dread one gets when walking at night and hearing a Owl's call.
2)n. Uncomfortable feeling one can have due to unsettling night sounds.

I was going to walk to the parking lot to get my car but the rustling in the bushes gave me a bad case of hootiedoom and I had my friend drive me instead.

by Tony Harrison August 30, 2007

Hootie and the Brofish

A group of Bro's that has a very obvious leader to the outside world, yet is unrecognized by said Bros. The alpha male or coolest (dubbed Hootie) and the rest of the Bros (often not referred to by name but can collectively be called, The Brofish).

Kim: Those guys are so Hootie and the Brofish. Brian is obviously Hootie. And Mike and Nate they are for sure the Brofish.

Lisa: Truth.

by Never a Hootie October 10, 2011

Hootie Hoo

"Hootie hoo" is a call used by the host(s) of a party to let everyone know the party's been busted and they need to gtfo

*party scene*
*police sirens wailing in distance*
Kevin: Yo bro, the police are here. What do we do?
Kumar: HOOTIE HOO!

by KingWZRD September 5, 2015

hootielicious

1) containing characteristics of a Hooter's waitress
2) pertaining to a cat-call, or a hoot
3) equivalent to bootylicious, only especially pertaining to a woman's chest
4) pertaining to Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish, or a man with irresistible sexual charm.

That girl is extremely hootielicious, look at her rack.

by andrewinwi August 4, 2010