by bltyt December 29, 2025
Get the Holie mug.The female equivalent of a cock-blocker. A friend who prevents a woman from scoring some action. Can also be called a "Trapper-Keeper".
"I could have hooked up with that guy if my ex didn't show up to this poetry reading... He's such a holie-goalie."
by alyssainfinity May 14, 2010
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A common nickname used for the overrated phenomenon that is known as Angelina Jolie. The term is derived from the potent, dangerous weapon she carries above her neck. It has been said that HOlie forces men to have sex with her by threatening to kill them with her massive manly jawline if they don't heed to her sexual demands. It has also been rumoured that construction workers would borrow Jolie's ridiculously masculine, square jaw on off days as a bulldozer during construction work.
Other characteristics that define ManJawlina are her crusty, anal-sphincter gumpy shrivelled lips that look like chewed up oranges, huge bulbous forehead with a protruding, pulsating vein, see through, paper-thin pasty pale skin and huge bobblehead that is way too big for her body.
Other common names are Adoptalina HoLIE(because she lies and contradicts herself all the time), Whorelina(because she sleeps around), Skankelina, MANgelina(because she looks like a man.
Other characteristics that define ManJawlina are her crusty, anal-sphincter gumpy shrivelled lips that look like chewed up oranges, huge bulbous forehead with a protruding, pulsating vein, see through, paper-thin pasty pale skin and huge bobblehead that is way too big for her body.
Other common names are Adoptalina HoLIE(because she lies and contradicts herself all the time), Whorelina(because she sleeps around), Skankelina, MANgelina(because she looks like a man.
by ScrappyDooKillYoo May 6, 2008
Get the ManJawlina HOlie mug.Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.
She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.
She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020
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Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.
Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
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