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Hoink

A sound made while pinching someone's bum when they are not expecting it. Each pinch is worth a hoink.
Watch me pinch Katy's Bum as she stands in line for a hot dog... Hoink hoink hoinkkkkkk (that's two good pinches and one handful pinch)
by Krazy Kwueen May 1, 2015
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The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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Hoink

Person 1 "That pig just went HOINK instead of Oink"
Person 2 " That means it's really horny and wants to fuck you in the ass"
Person 1 "Okay... Come here little piggy!"
by Kanels2222 January 8, 2021
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hoink

A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.
Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
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HoinK

blathemsac, to be a
You are such a blathemsac!
by omg May 17, 2003
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Hoink

You are gross if you hoink that bitch
by Hoink Master G April 30, 2022
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hoink

horse pig

chill guy if horse head with pig body

not very chill guy if horse body pig head

hoink multiple times to summon
you got one beautiful hoink right there
by mommy milker 42069 September 25, 2025
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