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Hegseth

Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.
"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"
by RonnyD May 30, 2012
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A rectum that is unclean, off coloured, marred by fecal matter, cluttered with detritus and often accompanied by a foul odour. With adequate cleaning a Hegseth can return to being a regular and functional rectum.
Toilet roll was clinging ceaselessly to Harry’s anal beard, the smell of his Hegseth ostracised him with his peers.

Sandra’s high fibre diet left her with a chronic Hegseth - the doctor recommended high pressure spritzing and a bleach colonic.

“Bruh, this Hegseth is itchy and smells roadkill soufflé. Never swim in stagnant water man.
by CheazyE April 3, 2026
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I can't even look at my ex, or ... hegseth.
by wiscsuzski March 11, 2025
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A verb - to Hegseth or Hegsething means to badly attempt to gaslight someone into believing something wasn’t said or done despite there being reciepts (e.g screenshots of texts or pictures of irrefutable proof). This comes from Pete Hegseth unskilled attempt to gaslight the American people, after the news about the SignalGate war planning texts were released.
I can’t believe my man tried to Hegseth me into believing he didn’t cheat when I have screen shots of the nudes he sent her AND video of them together in bed.
by Shawtnsweet March 27, 2025
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Adding the wrong person to a group text.
Also, sending a message to the wrong person.
Being drunk, not a requirement.
Ope! Didn't mean to pull a hegseth, but that text was actually meant for my girlfriend Annie. I don't normally talk dirty to Angie my therapist.
by Uncle Spoopy March 27, 2025
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(Verb) to completely blow OPSEC by being a moron.
He really Hegseth‘d that kidnapping up when he sent out the ransom note on custom stationary with his real name on it.
by kaitechnolust March 28, 2025
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To idiotically add someone to a chat group, email, or other form of communication one should not have done, causing great embarrassment to oneself.
Before you send that email make sure you didn’t Hegseth it.
by Now those May 2, 2025
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