Hansoned

(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.

"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."

by dddddfo February 28, 2022

Chris Hansened

Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.

My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.

by Renato P April 4, 2008

hanloned

To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.

I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.

by codeallday February 20, 2015

pat-hannoned

The act of multiple people dumping their dirty soil semen on your mail order bride while you finger fuck yourself in the ass and snort cocaine off a one legged farmer......

The board was gonna come over and get pat-hannoned but the magic mustache rider wanted all the semen to themselves

by Fuxbridge December 22, 2017

hensoned

To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.

That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.

by Elijah Kane September 11, 2009

Hanson'ed

caught out doing something wrong and therefore in trouble

I told mah gurl that I was studyin' last night but I went to the party, right? Man, she showed up and I got HANSON'ED with another girl!"

by martyjhunt June 4, 2011

Hansened

When somebody has been/is being hansened, that means that they have died and people who were never close to them when they were alive lie about being close to them when they were alive. Most of the time, the reason for people hansening is to gain popularity or becoming close to the said dead person's family or friends.

Person 1: Yo, dude, did you hear about that guy who got hansened?
Person 2: You mean Connor Murphy?
Person 1: Yeah dude, I heard that he got hansened pretty badly!

by TheTiniestSlushie November 15, 2017