Handdog

When A Woman Give a man a handjob between two hot dog buns, while adding ketchup or mustard along his penis.

"Yeah My girl tried something weird last night...think it called...a handdog?"

by benimicah January 20, 2026

hangdog

Verb. To slowly work one's way up a climb, bolt by bolt, resting repeatedly and spending significant time hanging on the rope rather than climbing from deck to anchors without a rest or fall.

He hangdogged all day on that route.

by jrw April 24, 2005

handjog

adjective

a) a typo of the word "handjob"
b) A handjob that is the equivalent of sexy jogging to a girl... its pace isnt too fast and not too slow, but still easier when going down

My boyfriend is teaching me how to give a handjog today, he says im getting out of shape.

handjob jog

by dsnfyndn July 27, 2011

Hand Dog

When some dirty ass in a gas station, or a convenient store, man handles your hot dogs with their bare hands. You notice the dog tastes kinda like a durf. see durf. The person probably took a dump and forgot to wash his or her damn fingers.

"Dude check out that dirty ass makin' our dogs...damn hand dogs."

by pat and steve May 13, 2006

handogram

A complimentary mammogram using his hands offered by the friendly dude/creeper next to you at the bar.

A drunk Irishman named Brian at the bar last night offered me a handogram, so I promptly delivered him a swift kick to the babymaker. A-hole.

by Gigi Fabulous June 17, 2010

sonic the handhog

A being who has ascended to a level that all other sonic OC's can only dream of achieving. Sonic the handhog was conceived through the highest IQ that could only be attained through consuming the media known as Rick and Morty meeting the most simple minded neanderthal who cannot formulate a proper sentence. He is perfection incarnate.

Sonic the handhog requires no context.

by Ascendant Succ November 1, 2017

hangdog

describes the sum of unpleasant physiological effects following heavy consumption of alcoholic beverages. The most common reported characteristics of a hangdog are headache, nausea, lethargy, sensitivity to light and noise, and thirst

Its not fun to hangdog at work.

by ?huck June 29, 2007