hew

a random word, can fit into any charva's sentance

'aw hew pass us that drink hew....thanks hew'

by *** February 26, 2004

Hew

Geordie/mackem slang word referring to any word, commonly added to sentences where it can fit before, after or even as a word. It can be used to shout at someone for attention.

Whey the fucks this mentil cunt hew!

by Hawtensmadpacket January 25, 2019

Hewes

The action of increasing other's statements in order to make one's life seem better. AKA one uping people.

Guy 1:"Dude I can't believe my brother got in a fight at school today."
Guy 2:"Yeah well my brother got in a bar fight and was stabbed 7 times in the heart and shot in the arm but he's totally fine, can you believe THAT?"
Guy 1:"Wow man way to hewes on me."

by hewsn4abruisin July 6, 2009

hew

The opposite of WEH.

People: WEHHHHHHHHH!
You: HEWWWWWW!

by gooseeeee June 6, 2010

hew

To calve or chop to a pleasing shape with an axe or sword.

The Viking was seen to hew a lovely shape from a tree log,
using only his sword !

by Hewster July 30, 2006

hew

A man with a ginormas sized cock. when women walk buy they normally pull his pants down and suck his god offly huge cock.

Aw man look at the dude getting a huge bj right now

i know he must be a fucking HEW

yea lucky basterd

by grahamisgay May 23, 2009

Hew hew

a laugh someone makes when they rip you off mainly large companies.

mainly used by jewish company owners.

(SELLER) HEW HEW HEW, i just stole his money.

by ConorMackGeGoryator November 28, 2018