Groompa

A husband (groom) who is old enough to be their spouse’s grandpa

Dude 1: Why is she hanging out with that old guy?
Dude 2: You didn’t hear?!? They got married; that’s her Groompa!!

by CrazyMing September 17, 2019

Groommate

(n.) a man who is married to a woman, for seemingly no sexual reasons. His only use to his wife is purely for reasons of social and financial convenience.

"Ted complained that he and his wife hadn't had sex all last month. When will he realize that he's just a groommate at this point?"

by DarkApp January 17, 2010

Grompas

Rather satisfying titties, boobs or breasts.

G .R. O. M. P. A. S.!!!
Grompas!
Grompas!
Yes! Yes!Yes!

by Kraig White March 29, 2020

goompah loompah

A google serf, incessantly crapping on about how great google is much to the boredom of everyone else. Arrogant, obsessive and most of all annoying.

Not another goddamn goompah loompah, im getting sick of those bitches.

by Disp August 28, 2006

Groomarang

A man who get out of one engagement just to enter another

Steve is a total groomarang just six months ago he was engaged to Kim now he's engaged to Stacy!

by Trashj October 24, 2012

groomatic

The male version of a "bridezilla." A man with utterly unrealistic expectations of their own wedding and how much they should be accommodated. Portmanteau of "groom" and "lunatic"

Steve was insistent that the only alcohol being served would be Cristal. He was becoming a complete groomatic.

Alan couldn't believe his husband to be was insistent that they take their vows dressed as Power Rangers, he'd began shouting and acting like a groomatic.

by Chateau Brionde December 8, 2020

groommate

A groomsman who also has been the groom's roommate.

Kevin is upgrading from roommate to groommate status.

by Keith Urban Dictionary October 3, 2021