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goonicide

When a member of the SomethingAwful.com forums, known as a goon, kills oneself. This is almost certainly followed by a permanent banning of their forum account by the administrators since they are dead.
"I heard (SomethingAwful forum user) killed himself because he was long-term unemployed, his girlfriend left him, and he was facing homelessness."

"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(
by Lothar76 April 26, 2009
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Goonicide

When a gooner kills himself.

Made popular by the black fella in the goonmobile (dodge challenger) being filmed while driving without pants with his meat out in the drive-through. Later he killed himself. Forever being known as the goonicide.
"Yooo did you see that the freaky guy took his own life? #goonicide"

"Im sorry for your loss, how did he die?" "... goonicide."
by GooneyTunes January 18, 2025
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Goonicide

A young African-American individual who committed suicide after getting caught gooning (committing sexual activities on oneself) by an obese woman who needs to be deported.
Bro: Did you hear about the goonicide?
Bro 2: Yeah vro, that woman is such a bitch for posting data shit
by brihttp February 25, 2025
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when a gooner kills himself because he is extremely fucking horny and can't handle his gooning urges properly.
did you hear about that gooner in arizona who went to that drive-thru coffee shop with the bikini baristas? he didn't have any pants on and he got told to leave. he committed goonicide right after
by samtheobserver January 18, 2025
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Goonicide

1. When a person is caught gooning and commits suicide
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials
1. Did you hear about the man who killed himself after caught gooning in a car?
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!
by Cockashit July 26, 2025
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When you goon in public and get caught, thus going viral leaving you no other option than to commit suicide
Did you hear about that guy gooning in the car? He committed goonicide after he got outed on Twitter.
by LaQuagi January 21, 2025
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Goonicide refers to the act of committing suicide after being caught gooning.
He just committed goonicide
by NauticaMalone February 11, 2025
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