gloc

vb.---the act of,"Going Ludicrous On Cunt"

Im going out to meet a whore in my desperation to gloc!

by Drano August 9, 2006

gloc

a gun in the gangsta world

"grab your gloc when you see tupac!"

by Ashizzle February 7, 2005

GLOC

Good Looking Old Chick... just like MILF but with no children... could be interchangeable with cougar

Check her out, she is a GLOC!

by hiltonheaddiver December 22, 2010

GLOC

Gotta.Love.Orange.County.

1. SUMMER IN IRVINE IS ALREADY BOMB can't wait till everyone comes backkkkk :) GLOC: Gotta Love Orange County ♥

2.I'm at fashion island in Newport beach ... Literally Everyone is white! GLOC

by Aviraj Singh Soor July 30, 2012

Gloc

slang word for penis

guy #1: dude did you see ethan in the locker room today?

guy#2: yeah dude he has a huge gloc!

by hoodrat55 January 11, 2011

gloc

Short for Great Lol of China, remake of "Great Wall of China". It's used when you find something funny (it's not that commonly used though).

Loco: What clothes does a house wear?.... Address.

Mike: GLOC! good joke man!

by wa1 November 25, 2007

GLOCKCOMA

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

by jpg3 January 29, 2011