GARGOYLES

a cartoon series of the 90's or simply a noun for 'TO JERK' or a ridiculous answer if somebody asks something and you don't wanna give him an answer actually. everybodys gon laugh if u say that..guaranteed!
japon1: waddup dawg? whats happenin tonite?
japon2: GARGOYLES!
japon1: haahaa
japon2: haahaa
by P.Stake$ July 1, 2008
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Gargoyle

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.
by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006
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Gargoyled

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.
by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010
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Gargoyling

The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
by M Jonesy February 3, 2010
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Gargoyling

it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.
by neofloyd March 16, 2009
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Gargoyling

The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.
She was gargoyling on the keg.
by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009
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Gargoyle

(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.
Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!

Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.
by NinjaGargoyle July 2, 2011
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