Fuckatility

The total amount of fucks one has in their aresenal of giving fucks.

I don't have the fuckatility to even handle you Jessica.

by Statefarmjake January 1, 2017

Fucktality

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.

I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.

by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

fuckabilitiness

The probability of someone getting fucked.

Fred:Hey Ferdi, what is the fuckabilitiness of that girl?
Ferdi:Man what the hell is that, her fuckability is 90%.

In this example, we see that the girl's fuckibilitiness is 90%.

by Ferdi Tackinlar December 9, 2007

fuckability

A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.

by sublimal June 26, 2004

funkability

a widely used term to describe the degree to which a song can get you into the funk

James Brown had many hits which exuded a high degree of funkability. The songs made you want to dance and groove.

by TravelBavaria February 28, 2008

Fuckability Factor

To possess the combined qualities of physical attraction and sexual desire in someone's opinion.

The guy I went on a date with last night was super nice, good personality, fairly attractive, good conversation, but the fuckability factor just wasn't there for me.

by Joanne Polniaczek July 13, 2016

fucktivity

A scale of ones inhebriated self. To exceed your consumption of alcohol limit and step into a whole new deminision of drunkenness. wasted,drunk,smashed,fucked up

I am fucked up beyond all fucktivity. I have stepped into a whole new stage of fucktivity.

by awilde1 September 21, 2006