Fry's

A grocery store chain designed by Satan himself. To work for this store is to be a total slave. You will be mistreated in every way imaginable. They focus on being as fake to the customer as possible but the customer isnt actually their top priority. Nope. Pleasing the corparate clones takes priority. Praising sweet Satan is what Fry's is all about. So do not apply at Fry's. They will get your soul. You don't even get the luxury of a reach around......or even a pineapple.

Hi I work at Fry's. Hey look its the District Manager "How does the place look?" "It looks horrible! You are a pathetic waste of life. You are good at nothing. You were adopted. Now If you'd excuse me, I must go play golf and snort cocaine."

by RobTheMeatMan August 7, 2017

Fry's Electronics

The only place where you can find oscilloscopes, motherboards, model airplanes, beef jerky, and hardcore pornography dvds all under the same roof.

Where nerds and masochists go on friday nights. Good luck dealing with customer service.

I went to Fry's Electronics yesterday and scored a new stereo for my car, a wireless router, a lego set, gummy worms, and a dvd of backdoor cowboys #17.

by gooberliberation March 4, 2006

Fry's Dog moment

A reference to a single episode of of the animated Matt Groening show, Futurama. The episode in question has a decidedly heart breaking and emotional ending that comes from nowhere. The term refers to getting caught off guard by an unexpectedly sad event that you didn't see coming.

I was talking to Sandy the other day on our date, and she was just kind of chattering on, but then she started talking about her Dad dying of Cancer. It got to me man, total Fry's Dog moment.

by Gueop June 21, 2011

fry's reagent

A mixture composed of Hydrochloric acid, Copper (II) Cloride, Ethanol and water. It's used by forensic scientists for certian etchings and to corrode away certian metals.

Composition of Fry's Reagent:

30 ml H2O
40 ml HCL
25 ml ethanol
5 g CuCl2

by encipher June 29, 2006

Fry's Electronics

Electronic death trap, coustomers go there and buy 3rd rate electronics for cheap prices, only for them to break and endure the nightmare of returning them. The rebates are a scam aswell. Employes hassel uneducated coustomers into buying what they dont need just to make commission. The employees are just bitter because they are payed very poorly. Red tape and bureaucratic rules dictate everything that goes on to the point of utter frustration that loses them business. I got suckered into working there.($9-$13/hr starting my ass)

Jim:I just got this motherbord at Fry's
Sam:Sucker, bet it doesnt work.
(2 days later)
Jim:Damn, this motherbord is bad, back to Fry's and the return line.
(2 days later)
Jim:Still in the fucking return line

by G_FUnc January 9, 2005

Fry's Electronics

The worst place to get a fucken job in the fucken world.

Does this place ever give you a pay raise, pay-raise what the fuck is that?

by bad_panda October 6, 2004

Fry's Electronics Ad

Newspaper ad that comes a few times a week in the newspaper. Normally has the cheapest prices, and you can normally find plenty of nerds in the store.

Q: Hey Herschel, did you get the frys ad?
A: I sure did Jebidiah, and i am going to buy me some memory, dvds, and crack!

by Gayenstein May 13, 2005