Freeloaf

To freeload (in the sense of taking something and giving nothing in return) and loaf (in the sense of lying about doing nothing).

In a general sense, what teenagers do between the time they finish school and getting their first gainful employment.

"That freeloafing son of mine does nothing except party all night, sleep all day, eat the refridgerator bare and borrow the car."

by not.wysiwyg May 3, 2006

Freeloader

Someone who is happy for other people to buy them things but never pays them back or returns the favour.

Big T is such a freeloader. I always pay for everything and he never pays me back.

by MCLF October 15, 2016

freeloaders angst

A persons' disatisfaction with a product or service that they got for free.

"Man, this couch you've been letting me crash on is lumpy as hell!" "You know, your freeloaders angst is beginning to rub me the wrong way."

by Link Plausewelle January 17, 2009

Freeloader

Someone who leeches off others while contributing virtually nothing in return. Usually they are unemployed and/or extremely lazy. They are generally easy to identify from the general public due to their constant requests to borrow other people's money, get rides, or even coming to restaurants with a group, then ordering food and never paying for themselves, etc

James Christopher Koehn is a freeloader, also known as a mooch.

He will break you in more ways than financially. He loves to have that control.

by wisernow February 25, 2009

Freeloafer

Someone who goes to an eating establishment and only eats the free bread.

Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"

Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."

by brodymason November 15, 2013

freeloader

One who takes advantage of ones generosity and trys to suck as much as possible from them. A freeloader will often times live with someone, eat their food, drive their car, and not pay rent. Will make not attempt living on thier own as they claim they will "do it later" or are "tired". Must be forcefully removed to get rid of them. They never have a job as they quit due to laziness.

Steve: Hey Tim, do you have your own place yet?

Tim: Na I live with my Aunt and Uncle.

Steve: Do you even have a job?

Tim: No they think I have one but I quit. I'll get away with it to beacause I'm sly.

Steve: FREELOADER!!!!!

by Tigger the Nigger April 10, 2008

Freeloader

John Willis

John Willis will eat all your Doritos and drink all your Mountain Dew but gives you nothing in return that makes him a freeloader.

by Bob27bob January 2, 2018