Firefighter
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1. A public servant who is dedicated to fire prevention, protection of life and property, and public safety.
2. An annoying individual who will not ever shut the hell up about heroism, brotherhood, nozzles, trucks, sacrifice, hooks, and/or ladders, who believes they are some sort of demi-god among men who needs to be worshipped as such, and demands praise constantly for his mere existence, possessing an innumerable amount of bumperstickers, t-shirts, and catalogues that retarded blind men would be able to recognize as pure crap. Easily identifiable because after 30 seconds of being in their presence, they will tell you they are a firefighter, and remind you at 5 second intervals thereafter.
2. An annoying individual who will not ever shut the hell up about heroism, brotherhood, nozzles, trucks, sacrifice, hooks, and/or ladders, who believes they are some sort of demi-god among men who needs to be worshipped as such, and demands praise constantly for his mere existence, possessing an innumerable amount of bumperstickers, t-shirts, and catalogues that retarded blind men would be able to recognize as pure crap. Easily identifiable because after 30 seconds of being in their presence, they will tell you they are a firefighter, and remind you at 5 second intervals thereafter.
1. The fire department hired 2 new firefighters to even out the staffing roster.
2. Wooooo!!! Send more hose man! Firefighters are heroes! Wooooo!!! I'm a firefighter! I'm in a brotherhood! Woooo! Hey, did I tell you I'm a firefighter? Avert ye eyes, lest ye be blinded! WOOOOOO!!!! Check out my MySpace page!
2. Wooooo!!! Send more hose man! Firefighters are heroes! Wooooo!!! I'm a firefighter! I'm in a brotherhood! Woooo! Hey, did I tell you I'm a firefighter? Avert ye eyes, lest ye be blinded! WOOOOOO!!!! Check out my MySpace page!
firefighter by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006
Firefighter
1. A person who's chosen career is to idolize law enforcement officers.
2. A person surrounds his/her self with emblems and talismans. These trinkets are usually plastered on all of their possessions, including but not limited to clothing, jewelry, and body (in the form of tattoos).
2. A person surrounds his/her self with emblems and talismans. These trinkets are usually plastered on all of their possessions, including but not limited to clothing, jewelry, and body (in the form of tattoos).
1.a. God created cops so firefighters would have heros.
1.b. Firefighter 1: Man I wish I was a cop.
Firefighter 2: Me too... they are just so cool.
2. Bob: That guy is a firefighter.
Joe: how can you tell?
Bob: He's wearing a FDNY shirt and he has those stupid crosses all over his car.
Joe: Oh yea... bet he has one of those stupid crosses tattooed on his shoulder or leg or something too.
Firefighter by Firefighter 1 January 20, 2009
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A firefighter is no more than a person who holds a compassion for their job, a love of their department and a brotherhood with over a million other men and women alike. They are people you can count on, at any time of the day. They are people who take pride in what they do.. only because thast all they know, thats what they were made to know. Theyre not heros... but they are the elctritions, the carpenters, the pipefitters and the butchers... so next time you see a fireman thank them for what they do... whether they are paid or volunteer they didnt have to take that job.... they wanted it....
A firefighter is no more than the man working on your roof, or the brother who died in the line of duty just doing what he or she loved...
firefighter by sgb May 22, 2006
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Man or woman who has no useful skills other than being willing to follow the instructions of an equally useless captain. Although firefighters are usually regarded as heros, the large majority of them have never saved a single life. Some people regard them as hot even though most of them are fat due to the massive amount of time they spend watching TV and eating. Most of them have little regard for the common citizen and are often bothered when the city residents stop by the fire house to check out how their tax money is being spent.
Jim: I'm gonna spend this entire weekend like a firefighter
Marcus: What? You're gonna be putting out fires?
Jim: Nah, I'm gonna sink into the couch and watch the "Real Wives" marathon
Marcus: What? You're gonna be putting out fires?
Jim: Nah, I'm gonna sink into the couch and watch the "Real Wives" marathon
firefighter by shoopakabras September 30, 2011
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firefighter by vincent v. March 16, 2005
Firefighter
Men with a lack of brain power and social skills who chose a career that requires no thought and very little actual work. During their "Hero" fire extinguishings they spray thousands of gallons of water destroying your house worse than the fire itself. The use of large hoses makes up for their lack of genital size.
Jimmy is a true hero firefighter for sitting in that chair outside the fire house filling a bucket of water to wash an already clean truck to justify his existence as a public servant and the use of your tax dollars for a job that is unnecessary.
Firefighter by Phillepe Sanchez July 28, 2008