Fatnard

The name for fatasses who sit around and play videogames and lie about losing weight.

Person 1: Yo is fatnard live?
Person 2: Of course he is, he's a fatnard.

by Konecorsja June 24, 2023

Fantard

Person who obessess over a series (TV,book, movie ect) and acts annoyingly like its the best thing ever made. Most fantards for movies never read the book and 99% of fantards are motivated by blind loyalty or a sad need to be popular or accepted. Fantards are also known to be really rude to people who go against there precious fandom and don't practise literary or any type of preference tolerence.

Fantatds are what made real fans look bad.

This twilight fantard yells at me because I don't like the damn book.

How to spot a fantard:
~blind loyaly, show in an annoying and rude demenior, to any series; especially popular ones

~being rude and immature to people against people who don't like there fandom

~only fantarding a fandom while its popular

~if its a book gone movie: having no knowlage of scenes or people left out by movie producers

by godDAMNtwilightFANTARDS December 19, 2008

fattard

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

fatarded

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

Final Fantard

Derogatory term used for a person who is overly obsessed on Final Fantasy and shamelessly disses other franchise thinking nothing can compare to a good, but overrated franchise, believing its a gift from heaven.

Final Fantard: Final Fantasy is the best game ever! Every other series is a piece of shit!

Normal Fan: What a fantard.

by CaptainRainbow February 7, 2014

fantard

1. (noun) Any over-the-top fan of anything, but normally used to describe tweens and 40+ year old women who obsess over American Idol contestants.

2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.

Derived from "fan" and "retard".

Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.

The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.

1. I found a small group of Cooktards on an online forum praying for David Cook's album to go quadruple platinum.

2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.

by Kazyan December 9, 2008

fattard

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

by md dylan June 20, 2006