Fark

A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited

The farking game just died on me!

by Concerto November 6, 2003

fark

1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.
3. A good waste of bandwidth.

Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.

by Orius September 3, 2002

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

fark

An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".

"Fark! I can't find my phone!"

by ravernousrhino April 27, 2010

fark

When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.

My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.

by HeppCat December 2, 2013

fark

to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS

man, we farked that site!

by farkette January 2, 2003

Fark

A site full of entertaining news stories, "boobies" links, and "photoshop" links, but forums that are filled with really annoying people and mods that ban and silence without discretion.

Saw this article about a 3-year-old drug dealer on Fark. Right between the Star Wars photoshop contest and the Praise Drew the Webmaster article.

by AyeRoxor November 19, 2003