1. I had to take a Facebreak because I am getting nothing done at work!
2. I am taking a Facebreak because the comments on my status updates are causing me too much stress!
3. If I do not take a Facebreak my husband is going to leave me!
Facebreak: An act of douchebaggery that involves preemptively removing one's relationship status before notifying girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or significant other, also the action that should result to the person who instigated the facebreak. (see facebreak-ING)
Karl Selewski has so many women he makes thingseasier on himself with use of Facebreak