Facebook me

When you tell someone to contact you via facebook. Usually told to someone that is your facebook "friend" but someone you do not communicate with enough to have his/her number.

Friendude: Hey Alan, how's it going?

Guy: Hey man.

Friendude: We should hang out sometime.

Guy: Yea, facebook me.

Friendude: Cool!

by Enlicensed One September 3, 2009

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Facebook told me

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.

James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me

by BlindRascal October 2, 2010

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When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.

Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.

by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016

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facebook memory

The act of using Facebook to recall a previous night's intoxicated events using photos added by others.

I don't remember going to that bar at all. I only have a facebook memory thanks to Adams photos.

by Jim Birtwisle December 20, 2007

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Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

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