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frosted flakes 

When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.
Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!

Frosted flakes 

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.
Frosted flakes by RobertoGville April 23, 2008

Frosted flakes 

Another way to say something is "Grrrrrrreat" without sounding like an imbecile.
"Man, 'The Incredibles' was the frosted flakes, dude."
"Grow up, man, you're 25."
Frosted flakes by Eljay April 11, 2005

Frosted Flakes 

Someone who is known for constantly backing out on plans ("flaking"), often for reasons that are flimsy and/or somewhat insulting ("frosty").
"My friend was supposed to come visit me in the hospital after my round of chemo, but then she called at the last minute to say she couldn't afford to waste her gas on the drive up. I don't know what I was expecting anyway, she's totally frosted flakes."
Frosted Flakes by Time Lord November 8, 2009

frosted flakes 

waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner
man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning
frosted flakes by josh February 9, 2005

Frosted Flakes 

a cerel that is not only real yummy, but has the most awsome animal in the world advertising them -tony the tiger!
"dude, pass me the milk so i can eat my FROSTED FLAKES" "sure thing, man"