FONC

somebody who believes they have many friends but they are really just a pain in the arse. Stands for Friend Of No Cunt.

" Get the fuck out of here, you're nothing but a FONC".

by Chris Cochrane March 8, 2004

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FONC

The Fear Of Not being Cool, similar to FOMO, can be used interchangeably.

"That Matthew Pierson guy sure does have FONC"

by Sly1toad May 9, 2023

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FONC is the abbreviation of Fuck Off Night Club. It is commonly a male dominated event involving a 1-10 km walk while drunk and drinking at night hours usually after 11. The destination is predetermined, ordinarily a place to sit or to purchase supplies, whereupon you retreat back to the point of origin. FONC, irrespective of its aggressive sounding nature, usually entails quiet around houses and endorses deep, drunk discussion.

- So we FONC'd to Road Pantry
- I feel like a FONC tonight.

by freeze43 January 7, 2008

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Dostať Fončordu

When someone srews you over

Mainly used in Slovakia

Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over

"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"

by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019

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Foncused

To be incredibly confused... so confused that you have been foncused to not have your mind straight enough to type the word correctly.

*Foncused ... the new confusion..."

Guy: "Omg! are you so drunk that you cant stand up any more and I will have to carry you home on my back!?!?"

Girl: "Honey....? I'm so Foncused.... I thought you were dead already."

(Scene from "My Sassy Girl, Korean")

by qqkiller July 6, 2008

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