Fear of entering toilet syndrome. Preferably used when you enter a toilet at work, and having a fear that the person on the other side hasn't locked the door properly. Causing you to look at them in the eye whilst having a shit.
Trudi you haven't locked the toilet door, I now have FOETS because of you! Make sure you wipe as I'm in the same room as you anyway!
by Eggsaladking123 March 1, 2016
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My feetsies are cold.
by pizzankitties May 16, 2016
Get the feetsies mug.Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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1) Holy crap you just crashed into my car! Foesad you prick!
2) How could jimmy cheat on me like that? I hope he just foesad's
2) How could jimmy cheat on me like that? I hope he just foesad's
by shldg September 7, 2005
Get the foesad mug.This is a phenomenon in which a player focuses on what his opponents are doing instead of what he is supposed to do.
by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021
Get the heard footsteps mug.A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg
1)Burn your relative for ash
2)Take some menustrated blood
3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses
4)dip the foetus in egg
5)then coat it with ash
6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes
7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes
8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor
9)Serve and enjoy!
1)Burn your relative for ash
2)Take some menustrated blood
3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses
4)dip the foetus in egg
5)then coat it with ash
6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes
7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes
8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor
9)Serve and enjoy!
Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?
Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!
Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!
Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!
Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!
by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019
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