Fema 

Failure to Effectively Manage Anything

Fema is clueless - There are people in the convention center?

Fema by Big G Dawg September 25, 2005

FEMA 

According to Huey from the Boondocks, the leading cause of death among black people.

"Nigga moments" are the biggest killer of young black males, right behind pork chops and FEMA.

FEMA by knowsHowToUseEm January 2, 2006

FEMA 

FEMA Federal Emergency Management Agency

Otherwise known to me as:

FEMA Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished

Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was dry. Why? because FEMA came in and said things were A-OK.

"Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished"

FEMA by Morenita Chinita April 8, 2007

fema 

Fe·ma ('fE-mä)n 1: a steaming pile of feces 2: a U.S. government agency used to cause chaos in any emergency situation 3: mother of all clusterfucks

George W. Bush femarized the nation once again with his femarated decision to appoint a failed horse show manager to run FEMA.

fema by Cynical C July 18, 2008

Fema 

Fix Everything My Ass!

When your area becomes devastated, don't expect FEMA to know what to do.

Fema by Victim2005 October 16, 2005

FEMA 

Fucksup Every Major Assignment

If a disaster is bad you can count on FEMA to make it worse.

FEMA by G. TYSON March 30, 2007

FEMA 

Find Every Mexican Available

- George Lopez

News Reporter: Yesterday there was a massive flood in the Mississippi Valley, so the federal government has brought in FEMA to help in the rebuilding process.

(two days later)

News Reporter: This just in, Spanish is now the official language of the states surrounding the Mississippi Valley.

FEMA by bloodthug June 17, 2008